LAST DAYAT ANTHROPIC
AN UNOFFICIAL WORKPLACE SATIRE

SAN FRANCISCO · YOUR FINAL AFTERNOON

It’s time
to move on.

You’ve helped train the future.
Now you have to return your badge.

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A 5-minute resignation simulator.
Three goodbyes. One very public career move.

01 / THE LONG GOODBYE

Preparing the office…

FICTIONAL DIALOGUE

YOUR FUTURE CAN WAIT A SECOND.

Taking a moment.

The office will still be here.

REALITY / FICTION

Inspired by the office.
Invented for the game.

This is an independent satire. Dario Amodei, Daniela Amodei, Chris Olah, Jack Clark and Jared Kaplan appear as stylized fictional characters. Their dialogue is invented. The financial, IPO, and product-policy jokes are exaggerated fictional premises. The player is a fictional researcher, not Jacob Coxon.

Architecture takes cues from published images of the former Slack headquarters at 500 Howard Street. Room placement, signage, furniture, and character locations are fictional; this is not a verified reconstruction of Anthropic’s current office.

The marketing-board joke riffs on a real security incident: a containment failure can also make a model sound powerful. The marketing conversations are invented; they do not claim the incident was staged as publicity.

Dialogue generated directly with ElevenLabs, using fictional stock performances. Dario uses an American voice; no real person’s voice is imitated.

The default resignation post reproduces the supplied Jacob Coxon tweet word for word. Its in-game posting, engagement figures, and reactions are simulated. Nothing is posted to social media. Built with Three.js (MIT).

YOUR RESIGNATION CAN WAIT A MOMENT.

Before you post

Complete these tasks in any order. Conversations with Jack, Jared and Claudius are optional.

DARIO ASKED FOR SOMETHING HE COULD READ ON HIS PHONE.

The resignation tweet.

IN-GAME ONLY · NO REAL POST

Original wording from the Jacob Coxon tweet supplied for this game.

YOU PRESSED POST.

The internet noticed.

JC
Jacob Coxon@hilbertspaess · original tweet recreated
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Just now · FICTIONAL REPLAY
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Your offboarding is complete.

Engagement and reactions are simulated. Nothing was posted online.

Claude

Scripted in-game conversation · no live AI request